February 2012
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January 2012
3 posts
So I just realised I still have this account.
December 2011
11 posts
inexplicablynumb asked: Testing
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Jump Into the Fog - The Wombats
Um
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Someone: Why?
Me: To get to the other side.
Someone: *cracks up laughing, chokes and dies*
Me: fuck.
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I've a new Tumblr. →
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“Beware, beware, the Dragonborn comes”
– “The Dragonborn Comes”, Skyrim
I throw my hands up in the air sometimes
Singing eyy-oh, I’m a pedo
November 2011
172 posts
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Ladies of the world, read this.
iamsuchadreamboat:
If you ever want a boy to be interested in you, you should not distract him from Skyrim!
Boy: Hey cutie, what's your name?
Girl: Liz
Boy: Oh cute, is that short for Elizabeth?
Girl: No, it's short for Lizard
Girl eats boy
Girl was actually a vicious Komodo Dragon the whole time
“(sound of a chihuahua getting fisted while being punched in the face)”
– every japanese girl in a porno ever (via cryingclub)
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HOW HERMES REQUISITIONED HIS GROOVE BACK: I'm... →
buenastardis:
you know when.
you run into a spider’s web without looking and you feel it in your face/neck so you just clean it off as fast as you can before you can feel an actual spider going up your grill.
what is it like to be a spider in this situation
what if spiders have their…